What do the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Jolly Green Giant, and the Burger King all have in common? Find out here.
Are Bert and Ernie under the influence? Alcohol has seeped into the Children's Television Network. Sesame Place is owned and operated by Anheuser-Busch!
Who's Tony? Check out these magazine advertisements for Sauza, Smirnoff, and VivaSmart, PETA. Then take a look at these Vodka spoof ads.

Is this one of OUR kids? No, this is Tropicana's mascot for Tropicana Bursters. (Apparently the Bursters idea hs been abandoned.) Can you guess who used to own Tropicana? Seagram! (This may account for the mascot's being ADHD.) But a news article announced that Tropicana was sold to Pepsi in 1998. Dole was purchased along with Tropicana. This is reason to GET JUICED!

Then you can make a P.A.S.S.!!!